Cuboy Writing rock
anthems or
slaying lizard
kings, Cuboy is
the ultimate
hero.
I feel
unattractive.
What can I do
to be hotter? By Brian Frisk "I just feel
ugly lately. I
know it's
superficial,
but it sucks
when guys just
don't bother
asking you out.
I just want to
give up and
hide." - Karen,
New
York
I'
m sorry you
feel ugly.
Feeling ugly is
worse than
feeling stupid
and hungry
combined. But
let me first
ask you an
important
question. Are
you? Really.
Are you? Are
you actually
ugly, or are
you one of
those pretty
girls who goes
around whining
about your two
pimples and
asking if your
size 1 ass
looks fat in
jeans three
size...more...
Does my dog
really love me? By Brian Frisk "It seems
like my dog
really loves
me. He cuddles
in my bed and
gets excited
when I get
home. My
girlfriend says
he's just
sucking up to
me for food.
What do you
think?" -
Ronnie, Los
Angeles
Don’t
worry Ronnie.
Your dog truly
loves you. He
also loves the
smell and taste
of his own ass.
He loves
chewing up your
new phone,
knocking over
the trash and
peeing on the
couch during
your dinner
party. I’d
say the real
question is: Do
you love him?
Or is he just a
substitute for
tha...more...
Well,
Morgan. So
you’re
getting a
tattoo. Good
for you!
Tattoos are
just the thing
to make men to
seem more
virile and
dangerous, and
to make women
to seem more
exotic and
whorish – in
a good way. I
can’t tell
you what to
get. You’ll
need to figure
that out for
yourself. But I
can tell you
what you should
definitely not
get, so
you’ll wind
up a badass,
and not ...more...
Beeps where
they don't
belong.
One man,
clapping slowly
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I feel
unattractive.
What can I do
to be hotter?
Does my dog
really love me?
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Should I Get?
